2012: You heard it here first

Cindy Adams

Predictions for 2012:

John Cohan, who last year foresaw Jennifer Lopezs marriage and Charlie Sheens mentality going poop, now predicts:

Demi Moore gets hot with another twink who, says Cohan, is more talented. She makes him a star.

Justin Bieber, after sowing those wild oats, learns theyve taken root and DNA does not stand for Dont Never Admit and becomes a real daddy.

Jennifer Lopez tells P. Puffy Daddy howdy-doody and decides diddling Diddy the second time arounds better. Temporarily.

Ricky Martin and lover Carlos Gonzalez Abella marry, adopt another child, and Martin is asked to run for office on a gay rights platform.

David McCallum, feuding with former co-star Robert Vaughn, writes a bitch-all calling him a tyrannical egotist.

Kim Kardashian lightens her hair for more sensual appeal, gets offered a soap opera lead (arent soaps washed up even if KK isnt yet?) and her lucky cycle warms up.

Alec Baldwins lucky cycle takes a hiccup. Vintage radio collections stolen. Libel lawsuit from Dean Skelos. And, scratching his head in wonderment, has bad hair days.

Tracey The Young and the Restless Bregman is A) pink-slipped, B) reveals the shows secrets and C) just for good measure experiences divorce.

Madonnas movie on Jayne Mansfield revives her. Not Jayne. Madonna.

Natalie Woods reopened case calls Chris Walkens relationship only buddy-buddy. The bombshell? The seer sees a lover blackmailing her.

Tanya Tucker makes nice with ex-beau Glen Campbell for troubles s! he cause d back when. Plus Tanya and the fuzz have some confrontation.

Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner outdoing each other in a graphic Playgirl layout.

DESPITE just losing his adored son, longtime pro Don Rickles is coming from Los Angeles to honor his New Years Eve commitment at Atlantic Citys Harrahs.

COME January, Obamas followers will play Pin the Tail on that Donkey as voters want to return their GOP misfit gifts. Bachmanns cooled. Rick Perry didnt last an hour. Huntsman lasted half an hour. After kicking two wives, Newts now got the boot. This week its whoever Ron Paul thinks he is, next week its whoever Mitt Romney tells us he is. And Happy New Year to us all.

PAULA Roberts, a Celtic seer doing my predictions 25 years, was right with three last year: US hikers released. Dow hit 12,000. And the Brits take the Oscars. Paulas 2012 predictions:

NYC:

Three blizzards.

Con Ed downtown power station has blackout, darkening part of Manhattan.

Starbucks closes many more stores.

National:

Obama re-elected. (Even I could tell that.)

Employment rises first six months of the year.

Stock market stabilizes. Dow hovers near 15,000 several times.

LA has major rumbles but not The Big One.

Massive beef recall.

Lower-end chain store sales improve dramatically.

International:

London Olympics. USA wins most gold. Next, Germany, Russia, China.

Wills and Kate produce a baby girl. Sadness around the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

Putin survives an attempt on his life.

Ivory Coast undergoes another leadership change.

AND because I know these things, I report some celebs got undies for Christmas. Not revealing who got what, but heres what I can tell:

Tony Blairs a Calvin Klein boxers man ... Ethan Hawke cautions the importance of washing ones bloomers. Does he personally do that? He replied: The questions irrelevant because I dont wear any. ... Brad Pitts management says hes a 34. Definitely boxers. Prefers flannel over silk. For patterns, stripes or cowprints. Maybe polka dots. ... William Shatner: Nobody ever recognizes me when I step out in my thong.

A wife ago, Kelsey Grammer did thongs. His new wifes major turn-on, who knows ... Jonathan LaPaglia: I go commando, but he likes drawers swaying in the breeze. ... Shoshanna Lonstein: Im obsessed with lingerie. My favorite outfit. ... Philippe Starck: Luxury is walking about in shorts in my house in Rambouillet forest 45 minutes outside Paris. I fly my plane to Mont-St-Michel sometimes for oysters. I go in my underwear, which is very fancy.